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Good morning pimps and madams,
Thank you for coming to the iPimp seminar where this is a time when we consider your pleasures.
So what’s the next holiday?
Christmas?
So what do you want for Christmas?
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Yes you can damn well pimp!
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As you all know, iPimp is a massive multiplayer real life role playing game; challenging what is possible – challenging what is lawful, moral and right.

iPimp..

it’s a game with controversy
you make money
it’s social networking with real characters
you muck around with photos
it brings people together – legal or otherwise
but most importantly you have fun
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This is designed for the iPhone to enhance everything that is capable on the ultra-techy machine. Again, you all know the ability to use the camera to take a photo of your whores, send a Bluetooth message to everyone, check out Google maps to see who’s the player in town. But now, introducing to you today is the new GPS system. This GPS is priority #1 so much so we even bought a satellite to prove it to you!
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Sorry, management told me to hurry up so we can hold the testing for the new version of iPimp shortly after this. Oh and they confirmed to me just then, that they need 3 satellites.
I wanted them to use the existing infrastructure for the GPS tracking of your potential and surviving whores, and make the whole system cheaper as it is already available. But they have plenty to spend.
Anyways, with this GPS you can check your opponents, likely recruits, and most importantly – alerts you so you can run away from cops. The media has been a big help by spreading a little advertisement for us, but what they also have pointed out is glitch.
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That it’s controversial? – Yes we know that. But also that people really care about their privacy! I understand how they Feel, other people have Felt the same thing, but what we have Found that this game is more profitable and ‘worth it’ to worry about the silly issues. So who cares about privacy?
Okay, and how many of you have blogs, or use a social networking site such as MySpace and Facebook? How much truth is there in the personal details and information you add? 99% You know, people who would want to steal the information would have more data to take on those sites than what is derived from a single image of a portrait.
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There has been little change in the concept of the game, however we have added plenty of snazzy highlights. I won’t show any of this now since you will be seeing it on your iPhones after this speech. Particular ones I will note is a ‘pimp my name’ application where you get better quality names than the ones you have.
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There is a dice game, where here you can gain more money when at a rare chance that your home alone. Using this money, now you can buy more equipment including needles, cars, guns, canes, clothing, bling and all for pimping up your photos.
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Other additional features have been a chat room like IRC with all its facilities of points, quizzes, streaming real time into your iPhone. This links up with the forum where you can post any support, appraisals or concerns as well as bragging about your ranking or bitching and whining.
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One point I may mention that this game is to also aiming to humanize us. What I mean is that well everyone always go on about computers ‘dehumanising’ their relationship with reality. In most cases in games now you would never ever see the face behind the soulless avatar images. This game involves Real people. And here, it is You who make those photos come alive. All you need to work on is having fun, and we’ll deal with ways on providing that for you.
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The new iPimp provides you with an entertainment service that connects all the photo editing, gaming, social networking and technology all into the palm of your hand. I guarantee you that within the next few months iPimp is going to be taken into a new platform of high speed connections, better graphics, and become a standardized game in society. What’s good is that you will be the first ones to get the first look at this.
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Please support us by visiting the wardrobe section available online and to go shopping for outfits. Now would you please gather up for testing of this game outside. Hurry up..